Sof Drink Grape
/It has been three years since the kool kat on the Sof Drink label has visited my home. Today this Jamaican feline finds himself on a bottle of Sof Drink Grape and I’m happy to see him. I just got through traipsing around a cemetery so I’m a bit thirsty from all the walking. Thankfully my tongue knew exactly what it wanted when I opened the fridge. It wanted to be reunited with grape soda and the kool kat was the perfect door man for the job. Even though Sof Drink Grape claims to have the original Jamaican flavor (of what I’m not sure) it still uses HFCS in its production. Currently I’m a bit too thirsty to care and while I should be drinking water to quench this thirst my willpower isn’t strong enough to do so. So let me dive into this grape soda and see what happens.
A grape soda without any real scent… that’s a first. At least I think that’s a first, I didn’t really feel like researching the previous sentence so I suggest you just trust me on it. If I place one nostril over the mouth of the bottle and inhale deeply I begin to smell a candy grape aroma, but it really is quite faint. Something tells me the flavor will be much more powerful.
Twist things this drink is grape.
Well that’s fun. Sof Drink Grape tastes like a melted grape popsicle with some added carbonation. I could honestly stop writing the review at this point, but only one sentence of description might not look so hot. It’s a very thick grape soda in the fact that it grabs hold of all the pores of my mouth and refuses to let go. Even after the velvet curtain of syrup falls the actors on the stage stay there to be crushed under its weight. The carbonation is the only thing keeping this beverage from being an Otter Pop that never found the freezer. Alexander the Grape has been poured into a bottle and someone ruffled his hair up a little. While this aspect makes it a very sweet drink it’s not so sugary that your question if you should continue consumption with each sip.
I’ve already made the popsicle comparison twice now which shows that I really didn’t have any more in my sleeve. This shows me that I should just stop and you just trust that the comparison is all you need to understand what Sof Drink Grape is. It’s a tasty, thick, grape soda that tastes like a popsicle. There I go again.
~A
